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mcrsquad:

*puts mcr’s albums between my teeth* it’s not a band you see, it’s a metaphor

(via loverofthebands)

bromogeekmusings:

radimus-co-uk:

enochliew:

Pocket Printer by Zuta Labs

Not only a portable design, but able to print on any size page.

it finally feels like 2014

Every once in a while there’s an invention you never knew you always needed.

(Source: Engadget, via left-4-doughnuts)

I touched John Green’s crotch.

fishingboatproceeds:

sorethroatchampion:

It felt mushy.

If he sees this post it will be really awkward. Hopefully he’s too busy right now to be reading through posts he’s tagged in. 

*I should stress that it was an accident. He was stage diving. I was trying to hold him up. Hands ended up places. 

I remember you.

(Source: masturbatorynavelgazing, via left-4-doughnuts)

nerdofchaos:

recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell

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