Hi! I´m just a weird girl. I am a huge believer in metaphors and I want to live, not just exist. When I grow up I want to be happy. ALSO I LOVE CORGIS AND I TEND TO BE EASILY OBSESSED WITH SEVERAL DIFFERENT FANDOMS!
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awmailk:

Justin Bieber’s lawyer probably

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(Source: alienfucks, via phobias)

yoladni:

did Delilah ever say what it’s like in new york city???

(Source: benadryls, via imacripple)

hazel-grace-lancaster:

so my history teacher is a really cool guy but he’s also one of those teachers who, upon being asked “can i go to the bathroom?” goes “i don’t know, *can* you?” and he did it to a girl and she goes “WHAT ARE YOU PREPARING FOR? YOU REALIZE THAT AFTER HIGH SCHOOL I WILL NEVER NEED TO ASK PERMISSION TO USE THE BATHROOM AGAIN, AND THE DICTIONARY DEFINITION OF CAN SAYS ‘BE PERMITTED TO’” 

(via callmeisabel)

Faction Mottos

  • Dauntless: yolo
  • Amity: ily
  • Candor: tbh
  • Erudite: fyi
  • Abnegation: wbu

cumber-bitches:

"NO MUM GET OUT MY ROOM. NO. I KNOW THAT BOTTLE IS EMPTY. YES I KNOW. NOOO! PUT IT DOWN. PUT. IT. DOWN. I LIKE THAT BOTTLE THERE. I DON’T CARE THAT IT’S EMPTY. LEAVE MY ROOM PLEASE. NO STOP TOUCHING STUFF. OH MY GOD JUST LEEEAVVVVEEEEE."

(via allonsyforever)

richarcl:

what if instead of countries declaring war on each other there was just a big rap battle

(Source: homophobic, via vodkarettes)

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